Here’s to the women we’ve met,
and the women we’ve fucked,
And to those amongst us who’ve had no such luck
Here’s to beer in the glass
and vodka in the cup.
Here’s to poking her in the ass
so she wont get knocked up.
Here’s to all of you and here’s to me,
together as friends we’ll always be.
But if we should ever disagree, then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE’S TO ME!