January 2012
4 posts
The Hilarity Ensues comes out February 7th.
spokenlullabies:
I do believe its time for some dirty, vulgar Tucker Max. Hehe, I’m stoked.
December 2011
26 posts
1 tag
Killing Time
Building up this city, for what?
For nothing, physical plus
Emotionally bored, nothing I can trust.
I dont know what I want.
Confused, distraught, sitting here in thought
Im stuck with this person I hate
No respect, no plan, “the all knowing man”
Ill continue to watch, until I force the line straight.
Words are weak, Action is forever loud.
Please dont assume im bound.
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Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf...
the-servant-of-all:
2 tags
Leave the complaining to the woman.
“I know why God gave women mouths Mr. Peepers, but I am not sure about why they...”
– Tucker Max Assholes Finish First (via JordyO)
“Here’s to the women we’ve met,
and the women we’ve fucked,
And to those...”
– Tucker Max (via livingtrilogy)
The world would be a better place without...
seeingthingsthroughwater:
“You’re better than better, perfect in every sense of the word.”
“From error to error, one discovers the entire truth.”
– Sigmund Freud (via notanothersongaboutyou)
November 2011
51 posts
1 tag
decide to solo queue
baottousai:
Oorah ! Happy 236th Birthday Marine Corps ! Semper...